Good morning!
It’s been a crazy morning, so bare with me LOL! My daughter had to dress up for Hispanic Heritage today at school so with the outfit and doing her make up and getting everything ready with the meal we prepared for her class was a HUGE task!
Anyway, she looked adorable and I cant deny she is one of the most beautiful little girls in the world…my little cookie getting so big…I found it funny how she asked me in the morning on the ride to school…”Mom, who’s picking me up today?” I answered “Nana, the bus brings you to abuela’s house as usual mama” and she said “Oh no mom I’m not going in the bus with my costume” I then said “Why” and she said “because Mom I’m shy” LOL! She’s adorable I swear they say the cutest things!
Anyway, today I wanted to share a story with you all about the most embarrassing moment’s kids whether they are yours or not make you experience. So, I’m having a bit of writer’s block this morning and I can’t remember any that my oldest daughter has made me experience, but in the short months that Geanna has been with us she has made me experience several.
One fine day my husband and I were at CarMax shopping for a new car, and the lady that was helping us was rather young maybe my age, she was really cool down to earth. Anyway, as we are looking around we finally see a car we like. We go into the little room that they take you in while they get all your info and run your credit and tell you all the details of the purchase. Geanna has always been a very gassy baby LOL! She farts a lot my poor little monkey! Anyway, almost all the time it sounded like an adult fart like if literally a 200 pound 6’0 man was doing it. She hadn’t gone poo that morning and I was a bit scared but by this time with all the hassle of getting a new car I had put that thought on the back burner and let it sit without thinking about it anymore.
Little did I know what was going to happen next?!!! OMG! There it happened, a HUGE FART! That girl looked at me like WTF!!!! LOL! Mind you of course my luck I’m holding Geanna and Gabriel (My husband) wasn’t AHHH! Anyway, I’m turning red as I say I’m sorry it’s the baby she’s going poo! She had this look on her face like YEAH RIGHT LADY TRY AND PLAY IT OFF AND BLAME IT ON THE POOR CHILD! I wanted to die, I wanted the floor to create a whole and swallow me in the process. I couldn’t help but crack up, Gabriel was hysterically laughing and he wouldn’t stop, yeah well good for him the lady didn’t think it was him who blew the nasty fart! Oh yeah, and of course it stunk up the whole little room we were sitting in…I eventually walked out to change Geanna in the bathroom…
As I took her to the bathroom I looked at her like, god I love you so much but why do you have to make mommy go through these embarrassing moments! I started laughing again! The women in the restroom must have thought I was a crazy! All in all I look back at the moment and still laugh and I now find it hilarious! FYI, Geanna grew out of this nasty fart blowing episodes! THANK GOD!
And I end my post with “Kids, you gotta love them” :)
Ok so I decided to take Papa (my 3 year old) for a hair on Wednesday during the day I figured there wouldn’t be that many people there. So I get to the hair cut place and the lady that usually cuts his hair was on vacation, so I just went with the lady that was there, so Papa sits in the chair, the lady start taking out her stuff and so on. At each stand the have an X box 360 so the kids can play while getting the hair cut, so papa turns the X box on but nothing comes up so he looks at me and says this FUCKING SHIT isn’t working OMG I wanted to die hoping she didn’t hear but she did (we were the only ones there just me the lady and Papa) the lady stopped looked up at me I smiled to play it off and then she just stayed serious the rest of the time. OMG talk about embarrassing!!!!!!!!!
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Thank Heaven for Little Girls!!!!
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lol at geanna's fart situation.. well I have two nephews they're twins so when we go out I take both with me.. they talk a lot between them they like to correct eachother in things. So I take them to BK so they can eat and play in the playground. I get them their food and go eat it in the playground area as we're eating theres a little boy overwheight and kevin(one of the twins) turns around and asked me "bebe, why is that boy so fat?? before i can say anything Bryan(the other twin) answers his brother "Kevin, he is fat becouse he is fat becouse he eats too much!!" I wanted to die the kids mom looked at me and all i was able to tell them was that you dont say those things, that when you say those things you hurt other peoples feeling. we finished aeting and i took them to the park!! and like this story i have 100 more, lol kids say the most random things..
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